Category Archives: Shrub Watch

Shrub Pulls A Bait And Switch On The World Health Organization’s Anti-tobacco Treaty

This just in from the Daily Show:

…the U.S. has told the World Health Organization it will not sign a groundbreaking treaty to curb global tobacco use, a treaty negotiated by 171 countries. The U.S. will only sign the treaty, and this is true, if a clause is added allowing us to opt-out of any part of the treaty at any time. It’s the latest twist of theh Bush Administration’s practice of only signing International Treaties ironically.
So to sum up, America’s current even handed stance on international relations is “we do what we want, you do what we want.”
A policy encapsulated on Airforce One’s latest novelty bumpersticker “How’s my diplomacy? Call 1-800-EAT SHIT.”

Tobacco Shrub – Anti-tobacco Treaty Bait and Switch (Small – 3 MB)
Tobacco Shrub – Anti-tobacco Treaty Bait and Switch (Hi-Res – 34 MB)




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Bush v. Bush

Why hasn’t anybody in the popular press put together this kind of comparison?
This is another one of those, “That’s hilarious!” (laugh until I cry) kind of moments.
By committing our country to years of “nationbuilding” in Iraq, the Shrub is doing exactly what he promised he wouldn’t do when he was running for President in 2000.
I suppose the rationale is that 911 changed his mind. (So let’s just get that out of the way.)
Anyway here it is. I’m gonna go get a coffee while the high resolution version is crunching. Then it will take a while longer to upload that sucker (it’ll be a biggie).
Also note the MP3 of the audio below — this sounds just as great without the pictures — and I’ve also uploaded the uncompressed AIFF file — so that those of you who are so inclined can do your creative mischief.
Enjoy!
Daily Show: Bush v. Bush (Small – 13 MB)
Uploading as of 10:45 am PST: Daily Show: Bush v. Bush (Hi-res – 160 MB)
Daily Show: Bush v. Bush (MP3 – 8 MB)
Uncompressed AIFF file – Daily Show: Bush v. Bush (45 MB)





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Judges Finally Stand Up For Justice In Cheney Suit

Judge questions Bush request to halt Cheney suit
By the Associated Press (in the Houston Chronicle).

A federal appeals court today questioned the Bush administration’s request to stop a lawsuit delving into Vice President Dick Cheney’s contacts with energy industry executives and lobbyists.
Appeals Judges Harry Edwards and David Tatel suggested the White House had no legal basis for asking them to block a lower court judge from letting the case proceed.
The Bush administration took the unusual step of coming to the U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in the midst of the case.
U.S. District Judge Emmet Sullivan has ruled that the Sierra Club and Judicial Watch may be entitled to a limited amount of information about the meetings Cheney and his aides had with the energy industry in formulating the White House’s energy plan.
The plan, adopted four months after President Bush took office, favored opening up public lands to oil and gas drilling and a wide range of other steps backed by industry.
Among the industry executives that the Cheney energy task force has acknowledged meeting with were former Enron Corp. chief executive Ken Lay.
Tatel, an appointee of President Clinton, said the administration has failed to show that it is suffering legal harm at the hands of the lower court. Edwards, a Carter-era appointee, told a government attorney flatly that “you have no authority” to ask the appeals court to intervene in the middle of the lawsuit.
The government is seeking “a modest extension” of a previous court ruling, responded Gregory Katsas, a deputy assistant attorney general.
The third member of the panel, Appeals Judge A. Raymond Randolph, expressed doubt that the Cheney task force is required to disclose information about its inner workings. However, Randolph, an appointee of Bush’s father, also questioned whether the administration should be seeking appeals court intervention.

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Red Alert = Martial Law

According to an interview with the New Jersey director of the office of counter-terrorism in the the South Jersey Courier Post Online, a red alert means that “all non-critical functions cease.”

Red alert? Stay home, await word
Sunday, March 16, 2003
By TOM BALDWIN
Gannett State Bureau
TRENTON
If the nation escalates to “red alert,” which is the highest in the color-coded readiness against terror, you will be assumed by authorities to be the enemy if you so much as venture outside your home, the state’s anti-terror czar says.
“This state is on top of it,” said Sid Caspersen, New Jersey’s director of the office of counter-terrorism.
Caspersen, a former FBI agent, was briefing reporters, alongside Gov. James E. McGreevey, on Thursday, when for the first time he disclosed the realities of how a red alert would shut the state down.
A red alert would also tear away virtually all personal freedoms to move about and associate.
“Red means all noncritical functions cease,” Caspersen said. “Noncritical would be almost all businesses, except health-related.”
A red alert means there is a severe risk of terrorist attack, according to federal guidelines from the Department of Homeland Security.
“The state will restrict transportation and access to critical locations,” says the state’s new brochure on dealing with terrorism.
“You must adhere to the restrictions announced by authorities and prepare to evacuate, if instructed. Stay alert for emergency messages.”
Caspersen went further than the brochure. “The government agencies would run at a very low threshold,” he said.
“The state police and the emergency management people would take control over the highways.
“You literally are staying home, is what happens, unless you are required to be out. No different than if you had a state of emergency with a snowstorm.”

Here’s text on what a red alert is from the Homeland Security website:

5. Severe Condition (Red). A Severe Condition reflects a severe risk of terrorist attacks. Under most circumstances, the Protective Measures for a Severe Condition are not intended to be sustained for substantial periods of time. In addition to the Protective Measures in the previous Threat Conditions, Federal departments and agencies also should consider the following general measures in addition to the agency-specific Protective Measures that they will develop and implement:
1. Increasing or redirecting personnel to address critical emergency needs;
2. Assigning emergency response personnel and pre-positioning and mobilizing specially trained teams or resources;
3. Monitoring, redirecting, or constraining transportation systems; and
4. Closing public and government facilities.

New Michael Moore Movie In The Works

Michael Moore plans Bush-bin Laden film

“The senior Bush kept his ties with the bin Laden family up until two months after Sept. 11,” said Moore.
Moore told Variety the primary focus of the new project will be to examine what has happened to the United States since the Sept. 11 terrorist attack. He accused the Bush administration of using a tragic event to push its agenda.
“It (the new project) certainly does deal with the Bush and bin Laden ties,” said Moore. “It asks a number of questions that I don’t have the answers to yet, but which I intend to find out.”
Moore said he expects the new movie to be in U.S. theaters in time for the 2004 presidential election…
“I expressed exactly what was in the film and instead of being blacklisted, I’ve not only gotten a deal to fund ‘Fahrenheit 911’ but offers on the film after,” he said. “Presales on (‘Bowling for Columbine’s’) video release ran ahead of ‘Chicago’ this week, and my book is returning to the top spot on the New York Times best-seller list.”
Moore said the success of his documentary and book reflects majority public support for his political argument.
“It’s because the majority of Americans agree with me, see the economy in the toilet and didn’t vote for George W,” he said. “People are now realizing you can question your government while still caring about the soldiers.”

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“National Day Of Religious Fasting” Bill Passes House

A.K.A. Religiously-Ambiguous Bill Aims To Further Blur The Line Between Church And State
Since when is it the role of our government to determine when the public needs “fasting and prayer.” Are they just trying to keep our protien levels low so we’re easier to fool?
Which religious practices exactly are being advocated? Some new kind of All-American religion? The Church Of Shrub, perhaps?
Gee Mr. Shrub “President” Sir, I haven’t sinned against humanity and I certainly don’t need a government-sanctioned day of national fasting to redeem myself.
Will it be against the law (or looked down upon) to eat up during the national day of fasting?
What’s next? Appetite suppressants to help us through our national day of fasting? (Perhaps government-issued appetite suppressants? Wait a minute…who’ll get the contract?!)
(If this Administration would only put this much effort into feeding people…
Food sure has a crazy way of bringing people together too 🙂
Recognizing the public need for fasting and prayer in order to secure the blessings and protection of Providence for the people of the United States and our Armed Forces during the… (Introduced in House)

Whereas all of the various faiths of the people of the United States have recognized, in our religious traditions, the need for fasting and humble supplication before Providence;
Whereas humility, fasting, and prayer in times of danger have long been rooted in our essential national convictions and have been a means of producing unity and solidarity among all the diverse people of this Nation as well as procuring the enduring grace and benevolence of God;
Whereas, through prayer, fasting, and self-reflection, we may better recognize our own faults and shortcomings and submit to the wisdom and love of God in order that we may have guidance and strength in those daily actions and decisions we must take; and
Whereas dangers and threats to our Nation persist and, in this time of peril, it is appropriate that the people of the United States, leaders and citizens alike, seek guidance, strength, and resolve through prayer and fasting: Now, therefore, be it
Resolved, That it is the sense of the House of Representatives that the President should issue a proclamation–
(1) designating a day for humility, prayer, and fasting for all people of the United States; and
(2) calling on all people of the United States–
(A) to observe the day as a time of prayer and fasting;
(B) to seek guidance from God to achieve a greater understanding of our own failings and to learn how we can do better in our everyday activities; and
(C) to gain resolve in meeting the challenges that confront our Nation.

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Now That’s What I Call “Taking Out The Competition”

Update: 3/27/03, 12:43pm — Damn, I thought this story had just happened when I posted it this morning — which is why I was so shocked. Luckily, a reader tipped me off that the story was from a while ago. So, although I think it’s relevant to what’s going on now, the story itself is not going on now, so I thought I’d better clarify that. (I don’t want anybody to make the same mistake I did — and I want to be able to do this news thing right when I attempt to do it.)
The above is just a longwinded way of saying that this story is from November 13, 2001.
Now I have to take this story out of “Peace Watch” and create some other category for these kinds of stories. There’s nothing peaceful about this story or some of the other stories I’ve been posting in Peace Watch and I guess I’m going to have to create another friggin’ category for all of this violent and humanitarian/casualties of war type stuff. That really sucks, but it’s the way it’s got to be. Peace Watch is supposed to be about diplomacy-related happenings. There simply aren’t any right now. So I shouldn’t clutter my hopeful category with violent stories as if somehow the violence is going to lead to peace.
Al-Jazeera Kabul offices hit in US raid

This office has been known by everybody, the American airplanes know the location of the office, they know we are broadcasting from there
Al-Jazeera Managing Director Mohammed Jasim al-Ali
The Qatar-based satellite channel, which gained global fame for its exclusive access to Osama Bin Laden and the Taleban, announced that none of its staff had been wounded.
But al-Jazeera’s managing director Mohammed Jasim al-Ali, told BBC News Online that the channel’s 12 employees in Kabul were out of contact.
Mr Jasim would not speculate as to whether the offices were deliberately targeted, but said the location of the bureau was widely known by everyone, including the Americans…
Al-Jazeera has a reputation for outspoken, independent reporting – in stark contrast to the Taleban’s views of the media as a propaganda and religious tool.
But the channel has been viewed with suspicion by politicians in the West and envy by media organisations ever since the start of the US-led military action in Afghanistan…
The banner of al-Jazeera
The channel says its guiding principles are “diversity of viewpoints and real-time news coverage”

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We’re Taking Iraq And We’re Keeping It — Any Questions?

In case you were wondering, “yes” the Shrub’s Administration has thrown diplomacy completely out the window.
U.S. Says Will Not Cede Control of Iraq to U.N.

“We didn’t take on this huge burden with our coalition partners not to be able to have a significant dominating control over how it unfolds in the future,” Powell told a House of Representatives subcommittee.
“We would not support … essentially handing everything over to the U.N. for someone designated by the U.N. to suddenly become in charge of this whole operation,” he added.
“We have picked on a greater obligation — to make sure there is a functioning Iraqi government that is supported by the coalition, the center of gravity remaining with the coalition, military and civilian,” he said.
Powell said the United Nations should, however, have a role in a post-Saddam Iraq, if only because it makes it easier for other countries to contribute to reconstruction costs…
The coalition is the Bush administration’s term for the United States, Britain and the other minor contributors to the invasion of Iraq they launched last week.
The question of the U.N. role has come to the fore in the last few days because of debates in New York on the terms for releasing Iraqi oil money to pay for humanitarian relief.

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More On The Halliburton Contract

“Cost plus” basis huh?
Iraq rebuilding contracts awarded
Halliburton, Stevedoring Services of America get government contracts for early relief work.
By Mark Gongloff for CNN/Money.

The Army Corps of Engineers told CNN Tuesday that Halliburton would be paid on a “cost plus” basis, meaning it would be reimbursed for the costs of its work and would get a certain percentage of those costs as a fee.
Since it’s still unknown how much damage has been or will be done to Iraqi oil fields in the war, it’s difficult to estimate the contract’s eventual dollar value.
But its biggest value could be that it puts Halliburton in a prime position to handle the complete refurbishment of Iraq’s long-neglected oil infrastructure, which will be a plum job.
Getting Iraq’s oil fields to pre-1991 production levels will take at least 18 months and cost about $5 billion initially, with $3 billion more in annual operating expenses, according to a recent study by the James A. Baker III Institute for Public Policy at Rice University, named for the first President Bush’s secretary of state during the first Gulf War.
“Certainly Halliburton would have the lead [in the competition for that job], even absent this contract, given the size and scope of their current operations,” said Pierre Conner, an analyst with Hibernia Southcoast Capital. “But there’s no question they’ll start with some footprint there. It clearly puts them in the position where they will know more about the situation and have a bit of an operation there.”
Though none of the potential administrators of such a contract — including the Defense Department, the State Department’s U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) and the United Nations — have claimed responsibility for handing out the job, Monday’s award and Bush’s request for funding seem to indicate the U.S. government will be in charge.

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Daily Show News Piece On The Iraq Halliburton Contract

The Daily Show is turning out to be a vital source of news and information during this war.
Jon and the gang are gracious as always as they connect the frightening, depressing dots. (Note: here’s an update on some developments in this situation since this clip was originally posted.)
Daily Show On Halliburton Contract (Small 9 MB)



Little Halliburton Movie (Hi-res 8 MB)