Audio Of My First ever protools file…
So I wasnt’ sure if this was a funny as it seemed to me, but when my protools teacher literally fell over in his chair laughing after hearing it, I figured it was ready for prime time.
This is little old me doing my first recording ever in my new home studio set up. I’ve got my little heartfelt song going, when suddenly I am attacked by some kind of interference at the end.
WARNING — gets loud and horrible at the end and I think I say a naughty word. (The pain made me do it!)
Perhaps someone recognizes this type of noise and can tell me how to get rid of it? If not, at least you might find it entertaining.
My First Bunk Protools Experience (MP3 – 2 MB)
(Update 9:18pm: Hey this links been bad all day — just fixed it!)
The Results Are In – We Lose, But The Fight Has Just Begun
Well guys, we tried hard, but we were outnumbered by the sheep.
However, it’s not over. If I understand correctly from the little birdies I know, the next step is Recalling Arnold. People will start collecting signatures soon so keep an eye out.
This isn’t over yet. We won’t just hand our state’s future over without a fight.
It may seem a little silly to go around and around like this, but they started it.
In the mean time, try to keep your spirits up. At least Prop 54 didn’t pass!
I’ve got to go to a meeting this morning at my local elementary school, where I’ll be starting soon as an SF School Volunteer (more on this later). Then I’ll be back to upload some more new music to help get our minds off of this negative stuff.
Peace,
lisa
Walter Cronkite On Ashcroft’s New Inquisition
Cronkite: The new Inquisition
By Walter Cronkite for the Denver Post.
In his 2 1/2 years in office, Attorney General John Ashcroft has earned himself a remarkable distinction as the Torquemada of American law. Tomas de Torquemada was the 15th century Dominican friar who became the grand inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition. He was largely responsible for its methods, including torture and the burning of heretics – Muslims in particular.
Now, of course, I am not accusing the attorney general of pulling out anyone’s fingernails or burning people at the stake (at least I don’t know of any such cases). But one does get the sense these days that the old Spaniard’s spirit is comfortably at home in Ashcroft’s Department of Justice.
The Patriot Act is much in the news, as Ashcroft and his minions seek both to justify its excesses and strengthen them, thus intensifying its dangerous infringements on the Bill of Rights.
There was something almost medieval in the treatment of Muslim suspects in the aftermath of Sept. 11. Many were held incommunicado, without effective counsel and without ever being charged, not for days or weeks, but for months or longer, some under harsh conditions designed for the most dangerous criminals.
It was in the spirit of the Inquisition that the Justice Department announced recently that it would begin gathering data on judges who give sentences lighter than called for by legislative guidelines.
Nothing so clearly evokes Torquemada’s spirit as Ashcroft’s penchant for overruling U.S. attorneys who have sought lesser penalties in capital cases. The attorney general has done this at least 30 times since he took office, according to the Federal Death Penalty Resource Counsel. In several cases, Ashcroft actually has overturned plea bargains negotiated by those government prosecutors.
The New York Times editorialized that the attorney general seems to want the death penalty used more often.
Ashcroft is not alone in this. His boss, while governor of Texas, seemed never to have met a death sentence he didn’t like. The two of them represent a subdivision of the Republican Party known as the “social conservatives,” who often have favored the use of government power to police moral issues they view as modern heresies, such as abortion, homosexuality and obscenity. They contrast with those Republicans who tend to resist such uses of federal power and can generally be counted on to defend individual rights.
What makes this administration’s legal bloodthirstiness particularly alarming is the almost religious zeal that seems to drive it. So, what we are seeing now is a confluence of two streams of American thought. One of those streams represents those who believe security must have priority over civil rights. The other stream represents those who believe that civil rights must be preserved even as we prosecute to the hilt the war on terrorism.
Our liberty could drown in the resultant turbulence of these colliding currents.
Watch This Clip Before You Vote Today – Arnie’s Groping Confession and Helpful Score Card (Including Bizarre Vagina Requests)
Wish I’d had a chance to put this up over the weekend, but I just got back into town late tonight.
A friend of mine and I were discussing the idea of creating a “groping index” of sorts that might be useful to help keep track of the 16 sexual harassment complaints about Arnie that have come in so far — and the rest that are likely to start pouring in over the next few weeks.
Little did we know that Jon Stewart had already begun just such an index last Thursday night!
This is from the October 2, 2003 program.
Jon will be providing live results from the election tonight! Don’t Miss it!
Arnie’s Groping Confession and Helpful Score Card (Including Bizarre Vagina Requests) (Small – 4 MB)


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Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Groping Narcissist?
Doug McGuire is a consultant, entrepreneur, and self-proclaimed “writer wannabe” who has taken the time to put the following essay together about Arnold Schwarzenegger, which he has entitled “The Groping Narcissist.”
McGuire’s done a fair amount of research on this article, and I felt it was worthy of bringing it to your attention before the vote tomorrow.
The transcripts included were borrowed from www.burrelles.com.
The full text is available below. It’s not available online – he just sent me a DOC file in an Email. Doug can be reached at Damac57@cs.com.
But does Arnold have the politically savvy to win in California? Oprah
Seven Reasons From MoveOn To Vote Tomorrow
Here’s a message from MoveOn about why it’s sooooo important for you to vote tomorrow in the California Recall Election.
I’ve rearranged them a bit because I still believe that Arnold’s connection to the energy crooks (here’s Greg Palast’s Info on this issue) is the most important reason to not trust this guy as governor.
Dear Friend,
Please forward this email to anyone you think should read it — this is once again a very close race and tomorrow every single vote will count. Also keep in mind that many usual polling places will be closed this election. You can click here to look up your polling place. And forward this to your friends so they can look up their polling places as well.
Seven Reasons Why You Absolutely, Positively MUST Vote on Oct. 7:
Ed note: I’m putting #7 first because I still feel it’s most important:
7. Because Schwarzenegger STILL hasn’t explained why he met with Enron’s Kenneth Lay at the height of the energy crisis. Schwarzenegger attended a meeting of top business leaders and Republican politicians on May 17, 2001 that was apparently held to thwart a Davis-Bustamante plan to recover $9 billion from energy companies. He still hasn’t explained why he was there or whether his candidacy for Governor was discussed at that meeting. And he’s refusing to talk to reporters in these last days of the campaign. (San Mateo Times, FTCR)
1. Your vote matters. If you don’t vote, Schwarzenegger becomes your governor. It’s that simple. A poll conducted Wednesday through Saturday showed support for the recall and Schwarzenegger dropping fast. This election could be decided by a very small number of votes. We can win this, but your vote is absolutely necessary. (
The Mercury News)
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Pete Wilson sequel. Governor Pete Wilson grew state spending much faster than Gray Davis ever has. Worse, he championed energy deregulation and in 1996 signed the bill that deregulated energy in California. Wilson opened the gates to let his energy pals rob the state blind. And now he and his former team are running Schwarzenegger’s campaign and choosing his policies. Even more troubling: Schwarzenegger seems to be in bed with the same energy interests as Wilson (See #7). We want to see Terminator 4, not Wilson 2. (Horowitz, Conason)
3. We have no idea what Schwarzenegger is going to do with California, and neither does he. He doesn’t have a plan to balance the budget. He hasn’t said what cuts he’ll make or what taxes he’ll raise. California needs a real leader, not someone who plays one in the movies. You may be frustrated with the way things are now — but if Schwarzenegger had a plan to make them better, don’t you think he would have told us about it?
4. He lied about taking money from special interests. The night he announced his candidacy on the Jay Leno show he told us, “As you know, I don’t need to take money from anyone. I have plenty of money myself.” He then turned right around and accepted over $10 million not from “special” interests, but rather, as he explained it, “business and individuals, absolutely. They’re powerful interests who control things.” (Saramento Bee,
CNN)
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger might belong on the sex offender registry, but not in the governor’s mansion. So far 15 credible women have come forward with stories of being physically assaulted by this man — some only a few years ago. He has not denied some of the stories (in fact, he said “where there’s smoke, there’s fire”). He has tried to chalk his mistakes up to “rowdiness.” But these incidents constitute a string of crimes that would land anyone except a multi-millionaire actor in jail and on the sex offender registry. (Los Angeles Times, Newsday)
6. The Nazi stuff is serious. Who care’s how long ago it was that Arnold Schwarzenegger said that he wanted to have an experience, “like Hitler in the Nuremberg stadium, and have all those people scream at you and just being in total agreement with whatever you say.” That’s scary! And now nuns are being roughed up at Schwarzenegger rallies. A film maker who worked closely with Schwarzenegger in the 70’s says he saw him playing, “Nazi marching songs from long-playing records in his collection at home.” At his 1988 wedding Schwarzenegger toasted a confirmed Nazi war criminal, Kurt Waldheim, saying “My friends don’t want me to mention Kurt’s name, because of all the recent Nazi stuff and the U.N. controversy, but I love him and Maria does too, and so thank you, Kurt.” Where there’s smoke, there’s fire! (New York Times, Slate, Sacramento Bee, Los Angeles Times)
Thank you,
— Carrie, Eli, James, Joan, Noah, Peter, Wes, and Zack
The MoveOn PAC Team
October 6th, 2003
A New And Even Better Reason To Vote Against The Recall And For Cruz Bustamante On Tuesday: Arnold’s Direct Involvement In A Plot To Sabotage The Lawsuit Against The California Energy Crooks
Reminder: NO on the Recall. Yes on Cruz Bustamante. (No on Prop 54.)
As I suspected, this Recall is more about trying to quash a lawsuit against the crooks that took the people of California for 9 Billion dollars than anything else.
Greg Palast has done his homework again. Read on.
Arnold Unplugged – It’s hasta la vista to $9 billion if the Governator is selected
By Greg Palast.
It’s not what Arnold Schwarzenegger did to the girls a decade back that should raise an eyebrow. According to a series of memoranda our office obtained today, it’s his dalliance with the boys in a hotel room just two years ago that’s the real scandal…
It turns out that Schwarzenegger knowingly joined the hush-hush encounter as part of a campaign to sabotage a Davis-Bustamante plan to make Enron and other power pirates then ravaging California pay back the $9 billion in illicit profits they carried off.
Here’s the story Arnold doesn’t want you to hear. The biggest single threat to Ken Lay and the electricity lords is a private lawsuit filed last year under California’s unique Civil Code provision 17200, the “Unfair Business Practices Act.” This litigation, heading to trial now in Los Angeles, would make the power companies return the $9 billion they filched from California electricity and gas customers.
It takes real cojones to bring such a suit. Who’s the plaintiff taking on the bad guys? Cruz Bustamante, Lieutenant Governor and reluctant leading candidate against Schwarzenegger…
But Bush’s boys on the commission have a problem. The evidence against the electricity barons is rock solid: fraudulent reporting of sales transactions, megawatt “laundering,” fake power delivery scheduling and straight out conspiracy (including meetings in hotel rooms).
So the Bush commissioners cook up a terrific scheme: charge the companies with conspiracy but offer them, behind closed doors, deals in which they have to pay only two cents on each dollar they filched.
Shrub to U.N. About Iraq: We Were Right. You Were Wrong. Give Us Money.
This is from the September 23, 2003 program.
This is more information than I saw on the “traditional” news channels last week about the Shrub’s plea to the U.N. for more money for his Shrub War.
Jon Stewart sums it up nicely: “We were right. You were wrong. Give us Money.”
I mean it’s only fair, right? Why should only Americans die in this senseless occupation?
There are also some bizarre references to “sex tourism” that I don’t fully understand, and some interesting information about the Iraqi police force that isn’t forming as quickly as hoped. They’re trying to build a police force of 40,000, and so far they’ve got 800!
Daily Show On Shrub Plea To U.N. For Soldiers and Money (Small – 10 MB)

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Daily Show On The New Fish Car
This is from the September 23, 2003 program.
Daily Show On The New Fish Car (Small – 5 MB)

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Daily Show On Winning Its Emmy Awards
This is from the September 23, 2003 program.
Daily Show On Winning Its Emmy Awards (Small – 10 MB)

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