Eric Idle Says “Fuck You Very Much” To The Shrub, The FCC, Cheney, Condi, Arnie, and the Lot of Them

This just in from Eric Idle:

The FCC Song
.
Here’s
My mirror
of the song, in case you have trouble with the first link.
Lyrics:
Here’s a little number I wrote the other day while out duck hunting with a judge.
Fuck you very much the FCC
Fuck you very much for fining me
Five thousand bucks a fuck
So I’m really out of luck
That’s more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me
So fuck you very much the FCC
for proving that free speech just isn’t free
Clear Channel’s a dear channel
So Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn’t like strong words and so
He’s charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh
So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much, Dear Mr. Bush
For heroically sitting on your tush
For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail
Let’s send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
She’s an uppity rich bitch
and at least she isn’t male
So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too
Fuck you and fuck everything you do
Your pacemaker must be a fake
You haven’t got a heart
As far as I’m concerned you’re just a pasty-faced old fart
And as for Condoleeza she’s an intellectual tart
So fuck you all so very much
So fuck you very much, the EPA
For giving all Alaska’s oil away
It really is a bummer
When I can’t fill my hummer
The ozone’s a nogozone now that Arnold’s here to say:
“The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA”
So fuck you all so very much
So what the planet fails
Let’s save the great white males
And fuck you all so very much

Mayhemystic’s Record Release Party Thursday May 20 In San Francisco

Wide Hive Records is having a Record Release Party for Variable Unit‘s Mayhemystics record this Thursday night from 9pm-1am at Cafe du Nord in San Francisco.

Directions
to Cafe du Nord.
Wide Hive Acts DJ Zeph and DJ Quest will be spinning before and after the live show, and Telethon (a.k.a.
Ryan Junell
) will be doing visuals all night.
Last November, I was an extra in a music video that Ryan directed of the Variable Unit track
Under Surveillance
.
(That’s me with the walkie talkie in the first 10 seconds.)
I ended up working on a number of projects with Wide Hive over these last few months. I sing background vocals on a track called Black Gold that’s going to be a dub 45 single released later this year and included on for Variable Unit’s upcoming
Mayhem OutBreaks
album.
Anyway, it should be a good time Thursday night.
Hope to see you there!

More On The Pentagon-Approved Secret Interrogation Policy That Led To The Abu Ghraib Torture Situation


The Roots of Torture

The road to Abu Ghraib began after 9/11, when Washington wrote new rules to fight a new kind of war.
By John Barry, Michael Hirsh and Michael Isikoff for Newsweek International.

Indeed, the single most iconic image to come out of the abuse scandal – that of a hooded man standing naked on a box, arms outspread, with wires dangling from his fingers, toes and penis – may do a lot to undercut the administration’s case that this was the work of a few criminal MPs. That’s because the practice shown in that photo is an arcane torture method known only to veterans of the interrogation trade. “Was that something that [an MP] dreamed up by herself? Think again,” says Darius Rejali, an expert on the use of torture by democracies. “That’s a standard torture. It’s called ‘the Vietnam.’ But it’s not common knowledge. Ordinary American soldiers did this, but someone taught them.”
Who might have taught them? Almost certainly it was their superiors up the line. Some of the images from Abu Ghraib, like those of naked prisoners terrified by attack dogs or humiliated before grinning female guards, actually portray “stress and duress” techniques officially approved at the highest levels of the government for use against terrorist suspects. It is unlikely that President George W. Bush or senior officials ever knew of these specific techniques, and late last – week Defense spokesman Larry DiRita said that “no responsible official of the Department of Defense approved any program that could conceivably have been intended to result in such abuses.” But a NEWSWEEK investigation shows that, as a means of pre-empting a repeat of 9/11, Bush, along with Defense Secretary Rumsfeld and Attorney General John Ashcroft, signed off on a secret system of detention and interrogation that opened the door to such methods. It was an approach that they adopted to sidestep the historical safeguards of the Geneva Conventions, which protect the rights of detainees and prisoners of war. In doing so, they overrode the objections of Secretary of State Colin Powell and America’s top military lawyers – and they left underlings to sweat the details of what actually happened to prisoners in these lawless places. While no one deliberately authorized outright torture, these techniques entailed a systematic softening up of prisoners through isolation, privations, insults, threats and humiliation – methods that the Red Cross concluded were “tantamount to torture.”
The Bush administration created a bold legal framework to justify this system of interrogation, according to internal government memos obtained by NEWSWEEK. What started as a carefully thought-out, if aggressive, policy of interrogation in a covert war – designed mainly for use by a handful of CIA professionals – evolved into ever-more ungoverned tactics that ended up in the hands of untrained MPs in a big, hot war. Originally, Geneva Conventions protections were stripped only from Qaeda and Taliban prisoners. But later Rumsfeld himself, impressed by the success of techniques used against Qaeda suspects at Guantanamo Bay, seemingly set in motion a process that led to their use in Iraq, even though that war was supposed to have been governed by the Geneva Conventions. Ultimately, reservist MPs, like those at Abu Ghraib, were drawn into a system in which fear and humiliation were used to break prisoners’ resistance to interrogation.

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More Details About Colin Powell’s Scolding Of Press Aide (For Interrupting His Meet The Press Interview)


Powell scolds aide after interview interrupted

By The Associated Press (as published on MSNBC).

Secretary of State Colin Powell chastised a press aide for trying to cut short the taping of a television interview Sunday.
Powell, speaking from a Dead Sea resort in Jordan, was listening to a final question from moderator Tim Russert, who was in the Washington studio of NBC

New Server Hit Hard By Colin Powell Clips

Mirrors are up now!
Here’s the first mirror of the highlight clip:

http://synthesize.us/~leif/weblog/mirror/05-16-04-colin.html

Thanks Leif!
First mirror of all three clips:

Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Part 1 of 2


Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Part 2 of 2


Colin Powell On Meet The Press – WMD and Press Aide Interruption Highlights

Thanks Dave!
Second mirror of all three clips:

Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Part 1 of 2


Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Part 2 of 2


Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Apology for Bogus WMD Evidence and Press Aide Interruption Highlights

Thanks Reid!
Third mirror of all three clips:

Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Part 1 of 2


Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Part 2 of 2


Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Apology for Bogus WMD Evidence and Press Aide Interruption Highlights

Thanks Steve!

Colin Powell On Meet The Press

This is from the May 16, 2004 program of
Meet the Press
.
This is pretty unbelievable. Colin Powell’s press aide attempted to put an early end to the interview by suddenly moving the camera away from Powell (right after Powell addresses the torture situation and right before Russert asks a hard-hitting question about the fake nigerian yellow cake WMD evidence he cited within his U.N. speech). Powell gets her out of the way somehow, manages to get the camera pointed in the right direction, and resumes the interview. You can hear him say “Emily, get out of the way.”
Here’s the clip that contains what I mention above (happens about half way through):

Colin Powell Clip – Meet The Press
(12 MB)
It happens about half way through, right after Powell’s admission that he and numerous top officials, including Condi Rice and Rummy, were made aware of the torture situation via a report from the Red Cross they all received way back in mid-February 2004.
Update 4:49 pm: Use one of the three mirrors below:
Here’s the first mirror (of the interview parts one and two):

http://synthesize.us/~leif/weblog/mirror/05-16-04-colin.html

Thanks Leif!
Here’s a complete mirror (of all three clips):

Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Part 1 of 2


Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Part 2 of 2


Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Apology for Bogus WMD Evidence and Press Aide Interruption Highlights

Thanks Dave!
Here’s a second mirror (of all three clips):

Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Part 1 of 2


Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Part 2 of 2


Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Apology for Bogus WMD Evidence and Press Aide Interruption Highlights

Thanks Reid!
Third mirror of all three clips:

Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Part 1 of 2


Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Part 2 of 2


Colin Powell On Meet The Press – Apology for Bogus WMD Evidence and Press Aide Interruption Highlights

Thanks Steve!
Here’s a Fourth mirror (woo hoo!):
All three clips are located here.
Thanks Richard!

Sy Hersh: Abu Ghraib Torture Orders Came Straight From Rummy


The Gray Zone

How a secret Pentagon program came to Abu Ghraib
By Sy Hersh for the New Yorker.

The roots of the Abu Ghraib prison scandal lie not in the criminal inclinations of a few Army reservists but in a decision, approved last year by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, to expand a highly secret operation, which had been focussed on the hunt for Al Qaeda, to the interrogation of prisoners in Iraq. Rumsfeld’s decision embittered the American intelligence community, damaged the effectiveness of