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Hillary Clinton On The Daily Show

Hillary was great last night. She isn’t optimistic about our future with Arnie though.
She wishes us well because we “have a lot of problems.” (No shit. And we just elected a big fat new problem.)
She skillfully dodges Stewart’s question about whether or not she’ll run for president at the last minute. How about Vice President, Hillary? A Dean/Clinton ticket would sure be a beautiful thing indeed.
This is from the October 8, 2003 program.

Hillary On The Daily Show – Complete
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Hillary On The Daily Show – Part 1 of 2
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Hillary On The Daily Show – Part 2 of 2 (Small – 8 MB)



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Daily Show On The Residents Of Alabama’s Decision To Decimate Its Government

This is from the September 24, 2003 program.
Alabama is facing its worst budget crisis since the great depression. When faced with a modest tax hike or the utter decimation of its state government, Alabama voters voted for the utter decimation of the government. This will result in the closing of 52 driver’s examination sites, 2 Field offices, the creation of a 4 day work week for State Troopers, hundreds of employees and prosecutor’s offices being laid off, and 5,000 – 6,000 inmates being released early (among other things).
As usual, I received all of this detailed information from
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Alabama Tax Crisis
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Daily Show On The Alabama Federal Court Building That Had To Remove Its “Ten Commandments” Monument

This is from the September 24, 2003 program.
A court in Alabama has been forced to remove its monument of the Ten Commandments from its Federal Court Building. Stephen Colbert was there to cover the situation.
This film was produced by Jim Margolis and Edited by Einar Westerlund.

Take Two Tablets…
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Audio Techies: What’s Going On With My Protools Set Up?

Audio Of My First ever protools file…
So I wasnt’ sure if this was a funny as it seemed to me, but when my protools teacher literally fell over in his chair laughing after hearing it, I figured it was ready for prime time.
This is little old me doing my first recording ever in my new home studio set up. I’ve got my little heartfelt song going, when suddenly I am attacked by some kind of interference at the end.
WARNING — gets loud and horrible at the end and I think I say a naughty word. (The pain made me do it!)
Perhaps someone recognizes this type of noise and can tell me how to get rid of it? If not, at least you might find it entertaining.

My First Bunk Protools Experience
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(Update 9:18pm: Hey this links been bad all day — just fixed it!)

The Results Are In – We Lose, But The Fight Has Just Begun

Well guys, we tried hard, but we were outnumbered by the sheep.
However, it’s not over. If I understand correctly from the little birdies I know, the next step is Recalling Arnold. People will start collecting signatures soon so keep an eye out.
This isn’t over yet. We won’t just hand our state’s future over without a fight.
It may seem a little silly to go around and around like this, but they started it.
In the mean time, try to keep your spirits up. At least Prop 54 didn’t pass!
I’ve got to go to a meeting this morning at my local elementary school, where I’ll be starting soon as an SF School Volunteer (more on this later). Then I’ll be back to upload some more new music to help get our minds off of this negative stuff.
Peace,
lisa

Walter Cronkite On Ashcroft’s New Inquisition


Cronkite: The new Inquisition

By Walter Cronkite for the Denver Post.

In his 2 1/2 years in office, Attorney General John Ashcroft has earned himself a remarkable distinction as the Torquemada of American law. Tomas de Torquemada was the 15th century Dominican friar who became the grand inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition. He was largely responsible for its methods, including torture and the burning of heretics – Muslims in particular.
Now, of course, I am not accusing the attorney general of pulling out anyone’s fingernails or burning people at the stake (at least I don’t know of any such cases). But one does get the sense these days that the old Spaniard’s spirit is comfortably at home in Ashcroft’s Department of Justice.
The Patriot Act is much in the news, as Ashcroft and his minions seek both to justify its excesses and strengthen them, thus intensifying its dangerous infringements on the Bill of Rights.
There was something almost medieval in the treatment of Muslim suspects in the aftermath of Sept. 11. Many were held incommunicado, without effective counsel and without ever being charged, not for days or weeks, but for months or longer, some under harsh conditions designed for the most dangerous criminals.
It was in the spirit of the Inquisition that the Justice Department announced recently that it would begin gathering data on judges who give sentences lighter than called for by legislative guidelines.
Nothing so clearly evokes Torquemada’s spirit as Ashcroft’s penchant for overruling U.S. attorneys who have sought lesser penalties in capital cases. The attorney general has done this at least 30 times since he took office, according to the Federal Death Penalty Resource Counsel. In several cases, Ashcroft actually has overturned plea bargains negotiated by those government prosecutors.
The New York Times editorialized that the attorney general seems to want the death penalty used more often.
Ashcroft is not alone in this. His boss, while governor of Texas, seemed never to have met a death sentence he didn’t like. The two of them represent a subdivision of the Republican Party known as the “social conservatives,” who often have favored the use of government power to police moral issues they view as modern heresies, such as abortion, homosexuality and obscenity. They contrast with those Republicans who tend to resist such uses of federal power and can generally be counted on to defend individual rights.
What makes this administration’s legal bloodthirstiness particularly alarming is the almost religious zeal that seems to drive it. So, what we are seeing now is a confluence of two streams of American thought. One of those streams represents those who believe security must have priority over civil rights. The other stream represents those who believe that civil rights must be preserved even as we prosecute to the hilt the war on terrorism.
Our liberty could drown in the resultant turbulence of these colliding currents.

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Watch This Clip Before You Vote Today – Arnie’s Groping Confession and Helpful Score Card (Including Bizarre Vagina Requests)

Wish I’d had a chance to put this up over the weekend, but I just got back into town late tonight.
A friend of mine and I were discussing the idea of creating a “groping index” of sorts that might be useful to help keep track of the 16 sexual harassment complaints about Arnie that have come in so far — and the rest that are likely to start pouring in over the next few weeks.
Little did we know that Jon Stewart had already begun just such an index last Thursday night!
This is from the October 2, 2003 program.
Jon will be providing live results from the election tonight! Don’t Miss it!

Arnie’s Groping Confession and Helpful Score Card (Including Bizarre Vagina Requests)
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Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Groping Narcissist?

Doug McGuire is a consultant, entrepreneur, and self-proclaimed “writer wannabe” who has taken the time to put the following essay together about Arnold Schwarzenegger, which he has entitled “The Groping Narcissist.”
McGuire’s done a fair amount of research on this article, and I felt it was worthy of bringing it to your attention before the vote tomorrow.
The transcripts included were borrowed from www.burrelles.com.
The full text is available below. It’s not available online – he just sent me a DOC file in an Email. Doug can be reached at Damac57@cs.com.

But does Arnold have the politically savvy to win in California? Oprah