Category Archives: Daily Show Comedy Clips

Daily Show: Hans Blix Explains “Bastards” Comment

Blix said it, and he says he said it. He just didn’t think it would be printed.
Was he referring to members of the U.S. Government? Or one of the many other “bastards” in Washington? (The town is known to have its share.) The world may never know.
Blix was intentionally vague about who the “bastards” were. He’s not a career diplomat for nuthin’!
That’s the great thing about being intentionally vague 🙂

Hans Blix On The “Bastards” Remark
(Small – 5 MB)

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Daily Show: Top Al Qaeda Operatives Say No Ties With Sadaam

So there’s no connection between Al Qaeda and the Iraqi government the U.S. just overthrew and the Shrub Administration has known this since last year?
So much for the “we had to invade Iraq because of 911” rationalization.
Daily Show: Osama and Sadaam Weren’t Buddies (Small – 4 MB)
This Daily Show clip is based on this story by the NY Times:

C.I.A.; Captives Deny Qaeda Worked With Baghdad

Two of highest-ranking leaders of Al Qaeda in American custody reportedly tell CIA in separate interrogations that Al Qaeda did not work jointly with Iraqi government of Saddam Hussein; Abu Zubaydah, Qaeda planner and recruiter until his capture in Mar 2002, is said to tell questioners that Osama bin Laden vetoed idea of working with Hussein’s government because he did not want to be beholden to Hussein; separately, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Qaeda chief of operations until his capture this Mar, tells interrogators that group did not work with Hussein; spokesmen at White House, State Dept and Pentagon decline to comment on why Zubaydah’s debriefing report was not publicly disclosed by Bush administration last year

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Jon Stewart: The Flag Is The Only Thing You Can’t Burn In The U.S.A.

Here’s a thoughtful piece by Jon Stewart that he wrote up when he realized that if you combine the Shrub’s new policy of continuing to relax the last 30 years of EPA regulations with last week’s (undoubtedly unconstitutional) Amendment that was passed in one of the Houses banning burning the flag as a form of political speech, it would appear that the flag is the only thing you aren’t allowed to burn in the U.S.
Flag burning: A Jon Stewart Perspective (Small – 7 MB)

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Daily Show – Colin Powell And Friends “Flooding The Zone”

This clip is also from June 9th and provides a great recap of the fast talking going on by the Repubs all day Sunday on the various major news networks regarding their WMD lies. Stewart has edited in a little footage from one of Colin Powell’s WMD speeches, just so we can all refresh our memory about what was said.
I’m also about to post some footage of my own that I was able to dig up from the weeks before the Shrub War that should help to refresh our memories a bit 🙂

“The Republicans, for the first time in this Administration, are on the defensive. Their tactic can be best described as “flooding the zone.”

The Repubs Flood The Zone (Small – 7 MB)
The Repubs Flood The Zone (Hi-Res – 96 MB)






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