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Daily Show On The RIAA’s First Settlement Victim

This report has great coverage of the situation surrounding Briana LaHara, the 12-year-old girl who was the first to settle one of the RIAA’s 261 copyright infringement lawsuits for $2,000. (However, Jon neglected to mention that filesharers around the world have since come to Briana’s rescue.)

Daily Show On The RIAA’s First Settlement Victim
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Ed Helms On Unsafe WMD Destruction In “Alablama”

Anniston, Alabama, is a small town where many WMD are currently being destroyed via a giant incinerator in the middle of town. Many of the town’s citizens are not at all happy about the situation and potential health risks involved.
Ed Helms takes a humorous look at what appears to be a seriou health risk for Anniston’s citizens.
This segment was produced by Kathy Egan and Edited by Daric Schlesselman.
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Ashcroft Attempts To Defend Patriot Act And Divert Attention Away From His Own Legal Problems


Ashcroft slams critics as Patriot Act backlash grows

By Tom Regan for the Christian Science Monitor.

The attorney general continues to insist that the Act “respects rights and increases security.” USA Today looks at how the Act is at the heart of Ashcroft’s powers as attorney general.
There are also some people who don’t think Ashcroft and the Patriot Act have gone far enough. They would like to see a halt to all immigration of any kind, for instance, as a better way to prevent terrorism.
Delaware Online reports that Patriot Act “abuses,” however, are starting to surface. People with no connection to any form of criminal activity say that they are being deprived of the right to open bank accounts, get credit cards, etc. because of the Patriot Act.
Shortly after he graduated from college in May, French Clements of San Jose, Calif., tried to open an online brokerage account with Harrisdirect, where his stepfather has an account. A day after he completed the online application, however, he got a brief e-mail from Harrisdirect saying, “We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application at this time: The customer’s identity not properly authenticated per the USA Patriot Act.” Clements was stunned, and so was his mother, Alayne Yellum. “Maybe they don’t like people named French,” she says…
Critics of the Patriot Act also point out that it is now being used in other areas of law enforcement.
“Within six months of passing the Patriot Act, the Justice Department was conducting seminars on how to stretch the new wiretapping provisions to extend them beyond terror cases,” said Dan Dodson, a spokesman for the National Association of Criminal Defense Attorneys. “They say they want the Patriot Act to fight terrorism, then, within six months, they are teaching their people how to use it on ordinary citizens.”…
An analysis of the act, as it is being implemented by the federal government and subtly revised by the courts, indicates that so far it has not threatened the civil liberties of millions as some claim but neither has its use avoided unintended consequences and damage to innocent lives. The problem is that because of government secrecy

Daily Show On ABC News’ Depleted Uranium-Airport Security Experiment

ABC News upset more than a few apple carts last week when it announced it was able to sneak in some depleted uranium from Jakarta to see if it could fool customs. There actually hasn’t been as much as you would think about this in the news. Luckily, the Daily Show stepped in to tell us more about the details.

Daily Show On ABC News’ Depleted Uranium-Airport Security Experiment
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New Song! Rain

I just put up another old song. Well, it’s new to you guys!
Rain
I wrote this one myself a while ago and finally recorded it a few years back.
There’s more where this came from, so stay tuned!

This is one of the first songs I ever wrote. I wrote it around 1994.
My friend Simon Grant recently mentioned to me that this one was still his favorite. It reminded me of a peak experience I was lucky to have of performing it live with him and two other guys from Scream Radio — Jeff Eason and Blake Harkins — at one of their gigs in Seattle in 2001. (These are the same guys that played with me on Poltergeist, Wander, and Spunky Funk.)
So I went and dug up the studio version I still had of this that I recorded at my friend Joe’s studio in Seattle in 1999-2000 or so. My other friend Scotty produced it. (Damn, I wish I could remember their last names.)
I sing and play guitar and bass on this one. My friend Scotty did the drum track.

Stephen Colbert Stands Up For The Shrub’s Consistent Iraq War-U.N. Policy

This is from the September 11, 2003 program.
This clip follows this one. (Watch it first. It will make the clip below a lot funnier.)
Stephen Colbert took the liberty of editing together numerous Shrub speeches in order to create a clip of him actually speaking the words that Rummy and Colin claim he’s been saying all along.
Stephen Colbert On The Shrub’s Consistent Iraq War-U.N. Policy (Small – 8 MB)



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Daily Show On The 9-11 Anniversary And The Shrub’s Revisionist History On Its Stance On U.N. Involvement In Iraq

This is from the September 11, 2003 program.
These should have been edited into two different clips, but I blew it, so there it is.
The first part is a nice introspective piece from Stewart about 9-11.
Next, a great Shrub War update follows. Highlights include Rummy’s new calm and sedated demeanor — compared to his wartime royal smugness (a.k.a. “Rummy Then and Now”), Colin Powell trying to make peace in the U.N., and both Rummy and Colin saying that the Shrub has always sought U.N. involvement.
If you think this is revisionist history. Just wait till you see the Stephen Colbert clip that follows!
Partial Transcript:

Jon Stewart:
Now while the President’s decision to seek a resolution giving the U.N. a greater role in Iraq seems like…uh…I don’t know… a 180? Administration Officials say this has been the plan all along.
Donald Rumsfield put it this way: “This isn’t anything new. There’s no big news story here.”
Colin Powell says: “The President has said this from the very beginning.”
They’ve been saying these things the whole time? I can’t believe I didn’t realize that. I must be reading the wrong papers. Watching the wrong tv new shows. Listening to the wrong radio stations. Living on the wrong planet.

9-11 Intro and The Shrub’s 180 Degree Turnaround On U.N. Involvement In Iraq (Small – 11 MB)



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